Monday, October 31, 2011

MSU > UM

A man dressed in Spartan Green and White walks into an Ann Arbor sports bar with a small dog under his arm. He says to the bartender:

"Hey, can I leave my dog here while I go to the MSU - U of M game?"

"A dog in my bar? No."

"But he's a special dog," the MSU fan says.

"In what way?" The bartender asks.

"Well," says the Spartan, he will watch the game on TV with you. When MSU scores, he will walk up and down the bar on his hind legs.
When Michigan scores, he will walk up and down the bar on his front legs. When Michigan State wins, he will do back flips all the way down the bar and back."

"Wow," the bartender says. "What does he do when Michigan wins?"
"I don't know" says the Spartan. "He's only four years old."

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